
Sabrina Hazen


Hydrant Update
Big shoutout to Mayor Sabrina (“it’s hilarious you guys think you have influence”) and her team. In all seriousness,...

Rotten from Beneath: When Excuses Burn and Fire Hydrants Fail
Let’s not sugarcoat it. The fire hydrant crisis in Falmouth, KY isn’t a new problem. It’s a metastasized wound,...

T-Shirt Bad Leadership Edition
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Yesterday Was Kid Gloves, Today Boxing Gloves!
Let’s stop dancing around it. Falmouth has 14 inoperable fire hydrants right now. Fourteen. They know it. We know it. And...

Rumor & Collusion: Falmouth’s Power Play
On April 8th, Luke Price suddenly bailed out of the Mayor’s office in Falmouth, KY. While the public was just starting to...
Falmouth Town Hall Held After Mayoral Appointment
Interm Mayor Hazen is allegedly high or needs sleep.